Friday, June 11, 2010

Random Cheeseball

  • Never put drippin' coleslaw on tortillas, especially if you eat 'em with "green" people.
  • Never drink water while someone's about to say something scandalous.
  • Only wear heels when you're sure you have a 20/20 vision, or can tell the difference between steps.
  • Never reveal something shocking when someone's driving down a spiral driveway. It's stupid, and becomes funny instead of shocking.
  • Easy on the heavy topics, people get DISTURBED. Really.

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